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If TMZ is to believed, the gossip site has some major spoilers regarding the swan song of Charlie Harper, Charlie Sheen's Two and a Half Men character. A source who attended last Friday's taping of the show's season premiere told the site Charlie Harper dies in a suspicious train mishap in Paris, in an accident his stalker-turned wife Rose describes as "a meat explosion." The show apparently leads audiences to believe Rose, played by actress Melanie Lynskey, may have given Charlie Harper a push onto subway tracks and into the great beyond.
Perhaps the grisly demise was show co-creator and frequent Sheen target Chuck Lorre's comeuppance for the warlock, who called Lorre a "troll" -- and worse -- during rants that eventually got Sheen fired and replaced by Ashton Kutcher.
On that note, Sheen says he couldn't be happier with how his character is being offed, telling TMZ he's even planning to have a viewing party of the episode. "I have always been told that I have nine lives," the actor explains, "so it is going to be amazing to witness my own funeral, which is clearly a win/win situation because Ashton has just given me a 10th."