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I recently looked into a magnifying mirror in one of those Big Box stores, under the glare of a florescent light, and  and I am sure the eye that stared back at me was not mine. I warn others that those mirrors are a portal to evil...able to warp the image of all who dare to peer in.  The florescent lights only add to the misrepresentation, casting their insidious gray-green glow over all beneath them. I believe that if clothing store managers covered the walls of their dressing rooms with pale peach or pale pink paint  or wallpaper and changed their lighting fixtures to those that use daylight balanced bulbs, they'd see remarkable sales increases. Note to store managers:..if you do this and my sales figure predictions occur...you owe me. I want 20 per cent of sales receipts following the implementation of my suggestions. Don't make me call my lawyer, please.