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  • My F bomb filter was broken only once.

    It's amazing I don't drop the F bomb on the air but I attribute it to an excellent F bomb filter. I use the F bomb in day to day conversation with friends. I love the F bomb. I would never use it in front of someone who might be offended by it but I don't know anyone offended by it quite honestly. It's such a part of my everyday language. I have only dropped the F bomb once on the air during my long radio career and that was during a remote at a strip club back in the mid 90's. I had been drinking so I was feeling pretty loose. About a minute before I was to go on the air I had an equipment malfunction so I was scrambling to resolve that issue and with seconds to go, I got it fixed. I was still trying to regroup from that when they threw it to me live at the strip club. I was basically on auto pilot. Out of my mouth came all the correct information about the event that night: drink specials, lovely ladies, good times and then I said: "Bring your Military I.D. , Aircraft I.D. or any other F***ing I.D. and get in free!" I remember it like it was yesterday. My F bomb filter was broken only once.

  • Sportsmanship is Dead Among the Spectators

    So, Giselle couldn't take it anymore and lashed out at the NY Giants Hecklers. Telling them her husband cannot both throw the ball and catch it and dropping an "F" bomb in the process. Can't say I don't sympathize with her. What has happened to civiity and sportsmanship...even kindness?

  • I Think Betty White's Commercial was again among the Best

    Not too much buzz about the Superbowl commercials this year. There were, for the most part, pretty lackluster. However, I think the commercial featuring Betty White was better than many selected above hers...she can really deliver a line, and not while playing the stereotypical "old cranky woman". I thought she rocked it! I

  • I've found some hidden treasures.

    The big game...done! Winner: New York. The commercials...done! Winner: Dorito's. The wager...done! Winner: Jan's basement. Paying off the bet by moping Jan's basement inspired me to do a little cleaning myself. I went to my basement before I came to work this morning and dragged out a couple of boxes. There are definitely some hidden treasures in those boxes. I see a bunch of rolled up posters, some autographed. I think I spotted one of my High School yearbooks, not sure what year. Some old photos and concert t-shirts. Gonna bring the boxes to the station on Friday and we'll go through them on the air. The stuff I don't keep I'll give away! Listen for your chance to win some junk!! Cool junk though. ~ Phil ~

  • How Do Parents Get Anything Done?

    Sometimes my husband and I trade-off meeting pumbers, electricians, Handy Ma'am, etc. at the house when something needs repaired...we also trade off with things like calling the insurance agent when I back into the house..or the mason who will repair the damage incurred when I back into the house. But there are still other jobs which fall to me: returning ill-fitting gifts, taking the dogs to the vet or groomer, grocery shopping, trips to Goodwill with the latest stuff we no longer need, checking with the insurance company on why they won't cover a RX (don't get me started on that), cleaning...except for vacuuming which I rarely do and Kent does.....cooking and clean-up, laundry, letter/email writing...anyway my point is I can never seem to get caught-up...so how in the world do parents add in a little thing called child rearing? I cannot imagine. Props to all the good parents...especially those with clean, organized houses. Maybe they never sleep.

  • Does Reading the Obits Mean You're REALLY old?

    I have found that I now read the obits everyday..or almost everyday. Lots of times I find that a friend or parent of a friend has passed away. At what age do most people start this, I wonder? Gotta think it's time to take Centrum Silver when this starts!

  • Does Groundhog Day mean anything this year?

    Tomorrow is Groundhog Day. The day Phil the Groundhog pops out of his tree trunk or hole or wherever the hell he lives and lets us know if we will have an early Spring. This year we have had nothing but Spring like weather all Winter so if Phil says we are having 6 more weeks of Winter this year isn't it the same as saying we will be having an early Spring????? Just a random thought.

  • Too Many Projects

    Is it just me, or do you find that on the day you need a plumber at the house you've already committed to having the carpets cleaned? Our dogs bark their heads off as we try and keep them sequestered from the "guests"..I think I need to ask the "Dog Whisperer" to come, but no doubt the HVAC unit would break down and the garbage disposal would quit working! Then all the repair people would arrive at the same time...but leave hours apart.

  • Roman Numerals and The Big Game

    First off I hate calling it "The Big Game" but certain copyright laws prevent me from saying...well, you know. Although I'm pretty sure I could use "the term" here because I'm not using it for any promotional purpose. But just in case I will refer to it here as the SB.

  • The Big Bet

    Not sure why anyone bets on the big game (I mean bets with no money involved). If Phil wins there will no doubt be something uncomfortable for me to do and if Phil loses he attests he will pout and thus there will be something uncomfortable for me to endure...hmmm. How do I make this a winning situation for me?

  • Where's the karma?

    This has been an unbelievable winter! Unseasonably warm and barely a dusting of snow. So little snow in fact that it doesn't even count. Don't get me wrong, I love this weather but I do have a question: "Where's the karma?" For the last 16 years I lived in a house with a driveway the size of a skating rink. For the last 16 years it was my responsibility to shovel the skating rink sized driveway when it snowed, along with the sizeable patio and sidewalk to the back door. For the last 16 years it has snowed in the winter. Then I got divorced and this is the first winter where I don't have snow shoveling duties. Figures...

  • I hate beans

    Today is the annual Chili Cookoff here at the radio station. Employees are encouraged to whip up their award winning chili and enter the competition. Everyone gathers in the large conference room for a big group lunch and chili sampling, a judge is brought in to taste each one and a winner is announced at the end of the lunch. I am not a big fan of this. Why? I hate beans. I'm not a bean guy. I think it's more of a texture thing than the taste but I've never aquired an affinity for beans. And what is chili all about?? Beans! Jan even asked me to sample her chili and make any suggestions as to spices or ingredients she might need to add. My first question was: "does it have beans?" Needless to say it did. So, as I write this the smell of chili permeates the air, it smells delicious. My only hope is there will be an entry with no beans or I will be going home hungry.

  • Props to the Navy Seals and a Pro-active Commander In Chief

    The message is clear...if you kidnap our citizens, you will pay with your lives. The Navy Seals have once again risked their lives and successfully completed a very dangerous mission, where they parachuted into Somalia to rescue an American woman and a Danish man from kidnappers. Props to them and props to President Obama who ordered the action.

  • I Want to Win the Competition

    It's that time of year again when gladiators prepare for the most heated of competitons, yes it is chili cook-off time here at 1045, The Fox. I won this competiton a few years back, thanks to judge Gene Stephenson. Seems he likes chili with a lot of beans and that's part of why I won. Subsequently, that same recipe has not allowed me to place above 3rd. The perennial winner seems to use Manning-Clampitt as a base...not sure what he adds beyond Manning-Clampitt. Decisons, decisions...What recipe should I use? hmmm, or shuld I say mmmm?

  • A facial hair dilemma

    What to do what to do. I've been sporting my facial hair (goatee, half beard, van dyke, flavor saver...) since 1994. I like it. Sure it takes a little more maintenance than it used to. If I didn't color it with "Just For Men" it would look like Colenel Sanders and I'm not ready to go all gray just yet. I shaved it off once in the late 90's and was horrified with the results. My nose appeared to be twice as big and my chin was a stranger to me. I realize it's all psychological but I'm afraid to change it up and shave it off again. Sure it will only take about a week and a half to grow back if I don't like it but that's 9 days of feeling insecure. Should I do it?

  • I Can't wait for the Big Game

    I know there are many people disappointed in the line-up for the big game, prefering to have had a West coast-East coast match-up. The reason I am excited is that with Peyton injured...I think this match-up, the two greatest quarterbacks to ever play the game, will deliver a heck of a game. I will be at heroes to see these gladiators. I can't wait!

  • Random Celebrity Dreams

    I blogged the other day about my recurring dream where something goes horribly wrong at work and about the randomness of my dreams nightly. Another recurring theme in my dreams although not as often is the appearance of a celebrity. I always enjoy the random celebrity popping up in my random dreams doing random things. Last night I had one of those. Started out in a random mall and I ran into Antonio Banderas who was doing some shopping, I later ran into Brad Pitt at the same mall and we talked for awhile and then had shots at the bar inside the mall where he told me how he was bummed out that he got nominated for an academy award but wasn't invited to the ceremony. We then went and shot some hoops at a random basketball court. After that we jumped in my car, he autographed my dashboard with permanent marker and I took him to the airport. He said I should look up he and Angelina whenever I was in their neighborhood and I said I would. It was really quite entertaining. I love random celebrity dreams.

  • So Danica is Going to Nascar

    Her few Nascar races must have been enough (along with 12 million dollars) to convince Danica Patrick to make Nascar her only racing sport! Danica says it is not the money. She says she would have done this much sooner had money been the issue. I have to think she is telling the truth, as she no doubt has plenty of money from her endorsements. Go Daddy, Go Danica! Good Luck in Nascar, hope you win some!

  • My successful science experiment

    A 17 year old High School girl in California just won $100,000.00 for her science project: a new cancer fighting technique that so far has been a success when tested on mice. I too had success with a science project when I was in school. I was in 8th grade at Wilbur Junior High and science class was fun because we got to work with open flames and chemicals. One day my science partner and I discovered that 2 drops of nitric acid on a penny would burn the face off of it and shrink it to the size of a dime which was quite signigicant because at that time, pinball machines cost a dime and guess what??? The shrunken pennies actually worked!! My science project was a success!!! Although I never submitted the results of my research to my teacher and it wasn't earth shattering or life changing, it was still a scientific success and I played free pinball for several months. Then one day I went to the bowling alley with a pocketful of shrunken pennies and much to my dismay...pinball machines had been altere to a quarter a play!!!! But it was fun while it lasted and I actually felt like I accomplished something. Oh sure it was illegal but still......

  • New York is One of The Friendliest Cities on the Planet

    Do unto others...

    I read today that NYC has been voted the least friendly city in America. I have to disagee. I have visited that wonderful city many, many times. I have never ONCE been treatedly rudely. In fact, I have been warmly welcomed wherever I went, received unsolicited help when I needed it, and enjoyed conversations with everyone from cabbies and town car drivers to television stars...including on the subway. Phil has had the same positive experience. Maybe it's a matter of reaping what one sows.

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